My senior (married) friends all came to the conclusion that MOST men that wield a lot of power in their individual endeavours are reduced to mere babies in the BEDROOM. Those that I sought their opinion on this matter range from women that are married to men in various professions (a: lawyer, doctor, military man and a businessman).
These lovely women gave me further insight into th...e BABY nature of most men (especially in the BEDROOM-however powerful/great such a man is).
For example, one of the women told me that when it’s time for SHOW in the bedroom and she makes the mistake of doing the CLIMBING.Ha! The yells that escape her man’s lips are NNE MU O,NNE MU O(meaning MY MUMMY O,MY MUMMY O)…she told me that she is yet to find out if he is actually calling his late mum to come to his rescue or if that is his BEDROOM PET NAME for her.
The second lady told me that when she decides to RIDE him, that her man is usually too SUBDUED to shout. His moans are usually HMMMN, HMMMN, HMMMN! This is why I will become (from today) suspicious of anyone, whose COMMENT to my post is ‘hmmmn’…they could be typing from the BEDROOM (while somebody is at work on them)-you know?
Another lady told me that her man’s yell (in the bedroom) is usually HEI, HEEII, HEEEIII!
The last lady laughing told me that her guy’s yell in the bedroom varies but on a day that she decides to CLIMB AM ehn-he will go YOU HAVE KILLED ME BABY, BABY YOU HAVE KILLED ME, BABY I SAID THAT YOU HAVE KILLED ME O! Who still questions the power of a woman, who is capable of reducing THEM (they know themselves) to mere babies in the BEDROOM?
I have even decided to MURDER (nor be only KILL) somebody tonight…Maka Chukwu.Trust me, I will let you know my latest BAPTISMAL NAME from the encounter*winks*….
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